I'm Rachel :)
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Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
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Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
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Robin Williams: 1,000
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stfu.
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
Basically.
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Anonymous asked: 2,14,18,24...Hi Beautiful!...=)
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
Uhh, I guess it depends on what REALLY angry is. I got pretty angry today because…as nice as she is…my co worker knows how to push my buttons without even trying. She annoys me every 20min by either singing obnixiously, saying something completely naive and immature, or starting arguments and makes up every single excuse so she’s not wrong. I HATE IT! I want to smoosh her face sometimes. Or throw my computer at her head and tell her to shut the FUCK up.
*sigh*…whew. But I feel the same way every day. lol
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
Both are pretty nerve wrecking. Probably telling them that I dont love them back. Because at that point I probably have shown signs of love on accident and would crush the other person. Mer :/
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
Oh man, I guess my first wish would be that I wont fkn die a horrifying death. So I guess the person who would for sure be able to protect me from being stabbed would be my brother.
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
Broken hearts suck. And I’m okay with never loving again lol So I guess I’d play it safe